Requiescat in Pace, Geocities

You have probably heard that Yahoo! is shutting Geocities down. Unlike most people, I don't have especially strong feelings about Geocities. I know that my personal experiences with sites hosted there haven't been the best in the world. They have been glittery, certainly, and generally pink, but they've not been terribly good. But I don't loathe Geocities with a great and terrible passion, as some seem to. Geocities taught all of us a very important lesson: no matter if the information on a page is the truest and most dependable in the world, nobody will take it seriously if the layout looks like sparkly, puff-painted ass.

They also taught us that hit counters are kind of tacky, regardless of the content preceding them.

One valiant fellow, though, is endeavoring to archive Geocities, which seems to me to be a Quixotic effort both in scope and purpose. He is storing it away for posterity, which I suppose is as fine a thing as anyone can do, nowadays. Though I can't imagine the sort of historian who, two hundred or three hundred years from now, will be willing to unplug themselves from the full sensory cavalcade of their immersive Hypernet (wherein textual data synaesthetically tastes like bacon), fire up a Windows emulator, and say, "I'm going to dig through thousands upon thousands of these ancient Geocities pages in order to piece together a view of the late twentieth and early twenty-first centuries."

I further am unwilling to imagine what sort of historic viewpoint such a trawl through those archives would present. At best, we'd look to be a culture forever obsessed with meaningless ephemera and punching monkeys to win twenty dollars. At worst, we'd look to be a culture forever obsessed with Comic Sans.

Anyway, for his efforts to archive the sociological leavings of the past decade and a half, I have to salute Jason Scott. Geocities was a vital step, in its own way. Without it, we probably wouldn't have marvels like Facebook and Blogger kicking around.

That would make for one lonely Internet. RIP, Geocities.

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