And today's Penny Arcade proves it. The funniest thing? I know exactly what they're talking about. In my younger days, I myself experienced a great deal of puzzlement over what precisely a vagina looked like. Sure, there were those line drawings in Sex Ed, but they basically rendered the female body with the featureless crotch of a Barbie doll. Like Tycho, I'm not going to go into details as to what shape my abstract pubescent theories gave vaginas, just know that it did indeed differ significantly from the real article (which I have since seen both by way of the internet and up close and personal-like).
Even as far back as kindergarten, boys give consideration to this mystery of the universe, as well as hypothesizing as to the uses of various other feminine anatomical features. I recall sitting in a circle with several other little boys one day as we all attempted to divine what strange and unique purpose breasts served.
The running theory was that they were how girls peed.
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In the fifth grade, I knew someone who claimed to have seen a vagina. He told us wild tales about them, like some mad woodsman.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
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